Holiday Message To Myself

Dear James,

How's the job search going? Isn't it a wondeful feeling knowing that after your December paycheck is deposited, there's no telling if and where the January one will come from? Merry Christmas bitch!

But it hasn't been so bad, has it? After all, you know you'll have income from DJ'ing and surveys, so stop making a big deal out of it. You'll just have to tighten up those purse strings a little more. Sorry Jay, no more london broils for dinner! Sure hope you like grilled cheese and lipton soup...

Oh, I see you've gotten in the holiday spirit so much that you decided Christmas was a valid enough excuse to whip up that 5 lb batch of chocolate marshmallow fudge. And I see after only one day, and with 5 days to go before Christmas, you've already gnawed your way through about ten percent of the pan. Good job. Now you can be fat and unemployed at the same time!

Here's to hoping that the usual joy of holiday season lightens me up a little bit :)